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Journal Entry: Sun Nov 22, 2009, 2:04 PM
What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[x] White = sexy

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[x] Skinny jeans = beast
[ ] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde = with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[x] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 2 = who needed
[x] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who ate
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[x] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[x] Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the voices told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs

"Sexy beast with a nice ass who killed a jew because I'm sexy as hell."
lol wooooow that was funny! XD

  • Mood: Big Grin
  • Listening to: nothing.
  • Reading: nothing.
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: Pumpkin seeds
  • Drinking: nothing.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Michigan
  • Interests: Traditional art, Photography, shooting
  • Favourite movie: Blood and Chocolate and Leon the Prosessional
  • Favourite band or musician: The Beatles, The Used, Owl City
  • Favourite genre of music: Alternative rock
  • Favourite artist: My best buddy Becca
  • Operating System: Vista ...eeewwww
  • MP3 player of choice: Samsung YP-P2 8gb
  • Wallpaper of choice: my drawings or pictures
  • Favourite game: Okami
  • Favourite gaming platform: super nintendo
  • Favourite cartoon character: Flapjack

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:iconnauticalspoon:
Thanks for the watch and all of the :+fav:s!
:iconladyneocotica:
Thanks for the watch!
:iconstupid-and-witty:
oh oh oh look at this one XD

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:iconslash1plz::iconslash2plz:

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:iconstupid-and-witty:
hahahahah I know but I love it so much :iconretardiloveitplz:

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:iconunforgetable-memory:
Haha lol yeah XD I bet you probably do.
:iconstupid-and-witty:
:icondummyplz: yush I do

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